U.S. Supreme Court
Justice Scalia Delivers Lesson on Word Usage
Posted Nov 4, 2009 8:09 AM CST
By Debra Cassens Weiss
A lawyer for a company that sells tax-free cigarettes over the Internet got a lesson on word usage from Justice Antonin Scalia on Tuesday.
The problems began for lawyer Randolph Barnhouse soon after he described an opportunity to collect tax money as an "inchoate" interest—an interest that is not yet fully formed, the Associated Press reports.
Barnhouse was arguing that a city government may not bring a RICO suit to recover uncollected taxes because a lost tax opportunity is not an injury to property covered by the statute. (SCOTUSblog has the argument preview.)
In response to a hypothetical, Barnhouse then spoke of a “choate” interest in property—to Scalia’s dismay. Page 5 of the transcript (PDF) has the exchange.
“There is no such adjective,” Scalia said. “I know we have used it, but there is no such adjective as ‘choate.’ There is ‘inchoate,’ but the opposite of ‘inchoate’ is not ‘choate.’ "
As Barnhouse tried to move on, Scalia offered an example. “It's like 'gruntled,' " he said.
“But I think I am right on the law, Your Honor,” Barnhouse offered, but Scalia wasn’t done.
"Exactly. 'Disgruntled,' " Scalia said. Some people mistakenly assume the opposite of “disgruntled" is “gruntled,” he explained.

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B. McLeod
Nov 4, 2009 8:18 AM CST
Sorry to His Most High Majesty of Other People’s Language, but it does exist, and is an adjective. It is in Webster’s New World Law Dictionary, meaning, “completed or perfected in and of itself.” Jerk.
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Ian
Nov 4, 2009 9:29 AM CST
I bet you feel gruntled that you were able to find that don’t you Mcleod?
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Time
Nov 4, 2009 10:40 AM CST
Not just a jerk, but a stupid jerk.
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AndytheLawyer
Nov 4, 2009 10:47 AM CST
“Scalia” ishould be defined in the same dictionary as “Arrogant, pompous, pretentions, and as likely to be wrong as right about questions of English usage.”
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Drew LoPucki
Nov 4, 2009 11:34 AM CST
From Merriam-Webster collegiate dictionary:
Gruntle: To put in good humor.
Disgruntle: To make ill-humored or discontented.
[it even says the etymology is dis+gruntle.]
It would be one thing for a Supreme to be attempting to be judge of the English language if he were right. But doing it incorrectly ...
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S. Loper
Nov 4, 2009 11:45 AM CST
For other nonexistent words, see: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,890672,00.html
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Been there
Nov 4, 2009 2:36 PM CST
Puttig aside questions of Scalia’s character flaws, the attorney before the bench should have used a more “standard” term to make his point.
Unless the definition of “choate” was at issue - and apparently it was not - the attorney invited a deflection from the flow of his argument.
This is a lesson about the importance of using clear language. Maybe the lawyer was “technically” right, but he still l lost time and momentum from his argument. At oral argument, seconds count.
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B. McLeod
Nov 4, 2009 3:10 PM CST
A more “standard” term? Excuse me for saying it, but that is an incredibly lame comment.
How is any appellate counsel supposed to anticipate that a Justice of the Supreme Court will not know that any given word is a word? I suppose we are all on notice now. Indeed, this probably does mean, for the future, that there is a need to keep words used before the Court to simple, one-syllable ones, with easy spellings. But who would have guessed that? Until Scalia proved otherwise, the justices were widely supposed to be literate and educated jurists.
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jbolaw
Nov 4, 2009 4:43 PM CST
This is nothing more than vintage Scalia, a role he seems to cherish. In the Southwest it’s called “shooting from the hip” which means having only limited knowledge of the location of your target or what the target is.
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B. McLeod
Nov 4, 2009 6:40 PM CST
Alternatively, since his book tour was less than a howling success, this could be a tawdry device to try to force the nation’s appellate lawyers to buy his stupid book, in order to figure out which words he actually knows. I hope all our colleagues will resist this. If we give into it, every other member of the Court will expect to do the same. I think we pay enough taxes, dues and court registration fees already. We shouldn’t have to buy all the books the Justices want to hawk.
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Been There
Nov 5, 2009 11:44 AM CST
“A more “standard” term? Excuse me for saying it, but that is an incredibly lame comment.”
My, my, my,
The point I raised was that the duty of the attorney is to present his or her argument effectvely. Do you disagree? If so, then it seems you and I come from starting points that are too distant from each other for constructive discourse. Perhaps it is best if you just ignore my comments in the future to avoid having your credulousness strained so uncomfortably.
Good day, sir.
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B. McLeod
Nov 5, 2009 12:13 PM CST
Yes, I got that. But, I noted that your point did not identify a particular term as “more standard.” What makes one term for a concept “more standard” than another? What is the word you contend counsel should have used, and better yet, how was he supposed to know Scalia would not recognize “choate” (which is very frequently used in discussions of tax and lien issues)? “The duty of the attorney” does not extend to reading tea leaves, and if you are suggesting that the attorney was duty bound to buy Scalia’s book in order to identify the bounds of safe vocabulary, I disagree for the reasons noted above. Further, if counsel’s duty extends to such an extent, it would follow that it would apply equally to isolating the known vocabulary of all the justices, so that counsel could be certain of using only that subset of words they all know. For all the elaborate preparation lawyers go through with their cases before the Court, I don’t believe any have ever felt that this step was or should be required. Indeed, until this very incident, I do not believe counsel would or should have foreseen that any justice might be such a complete ignoramus that one might have to research the words they know in order to have an argument in English understood by the bench.
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B. McLeod
Nov 5, 2009 12:42 PM CST
I should (and will) add that if appellate counsel thoroughly researched the vocabularies of the justices (as some apparently suggest to be a matter of duty), counsel would have concluded that Scalia understood the word “choate.” See, U.S. By and Through I.R.S. v. McDermott, 507 U.S. 447, 452 (FN 3), 453, (FN 4)(1993)(Scalia, writing for the Court).
And yes, I’m have a very good day, thank you.
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COURT WATCHER
Nov 6, 2009 6:16 AM CST
Happy to see Scalia is now actually losing it in front of people.
Counting the days til they carry him off to the home.
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Carla
Nov 6, 2009 6:36 AM CST
This article should be titled: “Scalia Goes Down In Flames Attempting To Give Lesson On Word Usage: Lawyer and Gallery Gruntled By Embarrassing Exchange.”
What an ass.
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Patrick
Nov 6, 2009 6:50 AM CST
B. McLeod, I don’t know how or why you and Been There got at such cross ways, because BT seems like a kind heart and thoutful attorney, but I’m still madly in love with you.
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Samantha
Nov 6, 2009 7:05 AM CST
Ah, but wait…would Merriam Webster or Webster’s be definitive to a word snob? No. The definitive dictionary is the Oxford English Dictionary, which (ahem) I just happen to have, albeit the compact version.
**There is NO entry for “choate”
**There are entries for “gruntle” but they are not the opposite of disgruntled. They are 1. the snout of a pig 2. the face of a man, 3. a little, subdued grunt, 4. to utter a little or low grunt or 5. to grumble, murmur or complain.
I would expect that Scalia would, if pressed, recognize these usages as acceptable….though perhaps not “standard.”
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nybellhead
Nov 6, 2009 7:15 AM CST
Nino is my idol. I love that guy. If you’re going to practice before the Supreme Court you better have all you ducks in a row or else experience the wrath of the greatest Supreme Court justice this country has ever seen!
Forza Nino Scalia!
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Lex
Nov 6, 2009 7:16 AM CST
If the Oxford doesn’t have it, it isn’t English. You can keep your lowbrow language—Scalia and I do just fine speaking a less common tongue.
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Bill
Nov 6, 2009 7:17 AM CST
Such hatred and animosity.
I am plused.
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Stephen Cypen
Nov 6, 2009 7:21 AM CST
Not very couth.
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E. Johnson
Nov 6, 2009 7:28 AM CST
Webster is a horrible place to go to determine what is and is not a word in the English language. Webster tends to incorporate slang, as apparently this lawyer does, and as B. McLeod does too.
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B. McLeod
Nov 6, 2009 7:32 AM CST
And (if it is “slang”) as Scalia apparently does too, when writing for the Court (see above citation). What? Was he “born again?” A “born again” word snob?
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CAW
Nov 6, 2009 7:50 AM CST
FYI - Choate is in Black’s Law Dictionary.
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Brian
Nov 6, 2009 8:25 AM CST
“Webster is a horrible place to go to determine what is and is not a word in the English language. Webster tends to incorporate slang, as apparently this lawyer does, and as B. McLeod does too.”
Which Webster? “Webster” is a freely-available term (a genericized trademark) that anyone can append to their own version of a dictionary. That’s why Merriam-Webster makes sure to include the “Merriam” in everything Webster-oriented.
In any case, Scalia should really sit in on a linguistics course someday. A course in semantics taught by a linguistics professor would really do him some good.
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David Fishman
Nov 6, 2009 8:26 AM CST
Remember the grenade training scene in “Private Benjamin” where the Sergeant says of the grenades, “Some are inert, others are ert”.
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DH
Nov 6, 2009 8:26 AM CST
Reminds me of when VP Dan Quayle “corrected” a grade schooler’s correct spelling of “potato” in front of journalists and cameras. What a buffoon.
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Trotter
Nov 6, 2009 8:27 AM CST
There’s a nice little essay in a Dictionary of Modern Legal Usage on the word “choate.” Bryan Garner concludes that, while choate may be “etymologically misbegotten,” it’s definitely a word, and used “even by those who deprecate its origins.” Aren’t we at the point in the descriptive-prescriptive debate on this word where the descriptivists have the better part of the argument. It’s a word regularly used to describe an agreed concept. So it’s a word.
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B. McLeod
Nov 6, 2009 8:35 AM CST
Patrick (#16), that is actually my fault there, as I unnecessarily called Been There’s comment “incredibly lame,” when that really did not contribute to the substance of expressing why I disagreed with the comment. It was less than civil, and I should not have done it. (I am still working on my social skills).
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SKR
Nov 6, 2009 8:39 AM CST
Scalia was etymologically correct in that the word “choate” was incorrectly derived from “inchoate.” The latin orgin of the word “inchoate” is “inchoare” which meant “to begin” and originally “to strap up.” The component “in” meant “on” not “not.” And the component “cohum” referred to the strap attached to an oxen’s yoke. But the opposing position can be argued with confidence to the effect that “choate” has become correct, or at least standard English, by common usage.
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Gene
Nov 6, 2009 8:41 AM CST
I think you’ve all missed the point. Scalia is tiring of the routine at the SC and is auditioning to take over for Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes.
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Warner
Nov 6, 2009 8:48 AM CST
Scalia is to the Judicial what Bush was to the Executive: an embarrassment.
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John Vail
Nov 6, 2009 8:50 AM CST
So whihc one becomes famous, and which one becomes infamous?
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idk
Nov 6, 2009 9:02 AM CST
Scalia’s clerks (apparently) have drafted opinions he has signed “mis” using the term too. 507 U.S. 447 (thanks McLeod@13) Gene @ 31 has it right. If you’re tired of hearing legal arguments and would rather debate linguistic semantics, retire and get a talk show. Maybe ACLU will co-sponsor your new endeavor. :)
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idk
Nov 6, 2009 9:04 AM CST
First episode: Penumbra as used by non-legal-scholars
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Admin Extraordinaire
Nov 6, 2009 9:09 AM CST
The new rule is this…once you can command the simple task of SPELLING correctly, and manage to compose a sentence with proper punctuation, then you can have the right to comment. Is this the best of the legal field?
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andres loepz
Nov 6, 2009 9:11 AM CST
Does Justice Scalia mean disgruntled, like he is?
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MSMDC
Nov 6, 2009 9:32 AM CST
#37, Don’t you mean “as he is?”
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PG
Nov 6, 2009 9:40 AM CST
Just a bully.
The digs are better at my college football blog. Y’all are amateurs.
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Tom
Nov 6, 2009 9:41 AM CST
As an Ivy Leaguer, the Justice was probably concerned that people might start mispronouncing Inchoate Rosemary Hall.
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m913
Nov 6, 2009 9:56 AM CST
I am reminded of that great social commeter, The Simpsons: “Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? What a country!”
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cp
Nov 6, 2009 9:59 AM CST
I am whelmed by this discourse.
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Cthulhu
Nov 6, 2009 10:28 AM CST
“Choate” appears on p. 234 of the 7th edition of Black’s Law Dictionary, edited by Justice Scalia’s sometimes co-author Bryan A. Garner.
To lay claim to the honorific ‘curmudgeon’, you have to be correct. If you’re curmudgeonly and wrong, then you’re just wrong.
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Jeffrey A. Schwartz
Nov 6, 2009 10:30 AM CST
<<<Until Scalia proved otherwise, the justices were widely supposed to be literate and educated jurists.>>>
If you’ve been to law school (and so all of you), you know this is wildly untrue. Examples: Rehnquist, Ginsburg, O’Connor, Ginsburg, Kennedy, Ginsburg, Stevens, and Ginsburg in the modern era; Blackmun in the recent past, and vintage Holmes; all babbling, incoherent morons. As far as I can tell, Roberts, Alito, and Thomas are all relatively intelligent (even if wrong 50% of the time), and Hugo Black is the only one that ever consistently got free speech right, whatever you think of his background.
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Bakes, Esq.
Nov 6, 2009 10:41 AM CST
Been There #11 said “Perhaps it is best if you just ignore my comments in the future to avoid having your credulousness strained so uncomfortably.”
“credulousness”? Shouldn’t you be using ‘more standard’ terms like “credulity”?
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REbel Ruby
Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM CST
m913(#41) and D. Fishman (#26): Those by far are the best comments EVER.
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John Anthony La Pietra
Nov 6, 2009 10:52 AM CST
@#26: And let us not forget James Thurber’s _The Thirteen Clocks_, where Good King Gwain of Yarrow says sadly, “I am no longer ert, for I have lost my ertia.”
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solusipse
Nov 6, 2009 11:22 AM CST
Proving Been There’s point, and eschewing the indisputable fact that Scalia is an intellectually dishonest, as well as pompous dolt, which seems to have engaged all of your attention, can a city bring a RICO suit to recover. uncollected taxes? Continue to fiddle while western civ burns!
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pretty boy
Nov 6, 2009 11:37 AM CST
Bryan Garner, one of the most authorities in legal writing, says this: The prefix “in” in inchoate is an intensive, not a negative or privative. Thus the BACK-FORMATION choate (=complete)—premised, as it is, on the notion that inchoate is a negative—makes little sense. But its now established in law <choate lien>.
If Garner says it, then I believe it.
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Mark G. Murov
Nov 6, 2009 11:41 AM CST
What is there to debate about here? Justice Scalia’s behavior is boorish and the fact that he sits on the Supreme Court and that some people think that good lawyering requires tolerating and navigating around it is a choice they can make if it suits them. But his behavior speaks for itself. Not everyone has the ability to set boundaries with a bully, in real time, in a crucial and unforgiving environment, so Nino can go to lunch feeling smug and important. Big Deal. This is why I give President Obama a pass on lots of things he could be doing better—at least we won’t get another Scalia under the present executive branch. And Thank God.
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